Muscles

The Brotherhood of the Iron requires its members to make sacrifices. However according to the laws of science, for every force, there is an equal and opposite conjugate. This means:

∑F = 0

∑F = Sacrifice - Sacrifice

- Sacrifice = Reward

I was up fairly late last night after quite an intense session so it was quite surprising that I woke up early enough to witness a very special event. I guess the sinewed God of Iron smiled upon me today. The faithful shall be rewarded.

As we all know, the Sun is the source of all energy on our planet. The Sun feeds plants. Plants feed cows. Cows make milk. Milk makes whey protein. Ergo, the Sun = protein.

It began with His Muscularness biting a chunk of this cosmic source of muscle.

He must have thought it tasted alright as he took another nibble.

I went to get a haircut and when I returned, about 80% of the Sun-flavored protein was gone!

I have heard that there are many other stars in the cosmos, some many times the size of our Sun. The capacity for getting really jacked is unimaginable.